Sep 23 2010
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Even a Few Drinks Affect Seniors' Gait
Lol, old people are light weights.
But wait, you grown ups may be asking yourself, if 40 is the new 30, and 34 year olds are still considered “young adults,” how are 60 year olds “senior citizens” anyway? Shouldn’t they still be “late middle age” and not geriatrics?
The same way that having a kid after 35 is makes you an “elderly prima gravida.” Society may have changed the defintion of “maturity,” but our bodies, well they’re still getting old at the same old rate.
